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No chance Memorable Factor is a real College Football Player
As one normally does on a Thursday Hank is deep into working very had in the 9-5 cubes. Definitely not ignoring the standing Thursday Touch Point meeting where overzealous employees inject an absurd amount of buzzwords into a sentence to the point where it sounds like Lou Holtz and the teacher from the Peanuts arguing…
Does the NFL have a Name Problem?
For those of you who believe Dumb Brain Analytics are more important then whatever advanced calculus BS Amazon and the NFL are putting out, you’ll understand that things like a players name or number are the most important factors in determining if a player will be successful in the NFL or not. Though we are…
Official Detroit Lions Hard Knocks Prop Bets
If you see a sprinkler going off and immediately think of Hard Knocks are you even a Football Guy? Hard Knocks is a legendary show for all, the drama of a undrafted rookie trying to achieve a lifelong dream, the inspiring work ethic of the teams star player, to the unlikely internet hero who does…
Early 2023 NFL Draft rankings (QB Edition)
Now that the NFL Draft has concluded Hank takes a look inside his crystal ball and gives his top 3 under the radar QBs for the 2023 NFL draft who could be the top QB selected. These are not the players you consistently see mocked as the no 1 pick like Bryce Young and CJ…
Why don’t we do cool things anymore?
Seriously how awesome was it to see a basketball game on a U.S. Navy Aircraft Carrier? The last game was played Nov 11 2012 was a win 62 – 49 win for Syracuse over San Diego St . I don’t understand why there are not more outdoor games ? I think this would be an…
Should the Detroit Lions change their name to the Bills?
With a trade up to the 12th overall pick in the first round of the 2022 NFL draft the Detroit Lions selected WR from Alabama, Jameson Williams. Now that last name and position should sound really familiar to Lions fans, as it is the 5th time that the franchise has drafted a WR with the…
The Most Clutch Player in the 2022 NFL draft
Hank with the click bait ? 🤷 Since I got you here let’s take a look at the most clutch player in the draft who just happens to be a kicker (dammit Hank we wanted a QB take) Cade York is an absolute baller, he was one of three college kickers that hit a 50+…
Potentially the most accurate 2022 NFL Mock Draft ever?
Eat your heart out Mel Kiper, there’s a new NFL draft guru in this town and his name’s Hank! I have potentially the most accurate NFL Mock Draft ever. I took the top 32 ranked NFL draftable players according to ESPN, loaded them into a random wheel and let the wheel decide the first round!…
“This is the Craziest Draft I’ve seen in 30 years”
Talk about setting the bar high, I believe there is only one option for the craziest draft of the past 30 years. The Racial Draft from the Chapelle Show. So what do I need to see from this draft tonight for me to say it’s the craziest I’ve ever seen? Start off slow, I need…
Hank goes to the Bank (AKA the Sports Book)
For football fans of losing franchises today is Christmas Eve…and Hank prides himself on being a top 5 worldwide Christmas gift giver. In honor of the NFL draft Hank wants to give out some gifts, in the form of 5 NFL draft prop bets that he loves. (Props and odds provided via Barstool Sports Book)…
Helmet Hank Sports 