Talk about setting the bar high, I believe there is only one option for the craziest draft of the past 30 years. The Racial Draft from the Chapelle Show.
So what do I need to see from this draft tonight for me to say it’s the craziest I’ve ever seen?
- Start off slow, I need someone to pull an Eli Manning and request a trade! it’s been far too long and we are just expected to believe people are happy to be drafted to dumpster fire organizations like Washington and the Jets? GTFO if I’m not drafted to a warm weather city or a team with Josh Allen, Patrick Mahomes or Tom Brady I’m saying thays a no from me dawg.
- I need a team to draft Guy Fieri. Why? Why not? Speaking from the perspective of a person who not only loves Guy Fieri and the NFL, it’s not about what he does on the field but what he brings off the field…and what does he bring off the field? Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.
- Finally I think we are gonna see a slap! Will Smith do you see what you did? There were children watching those Oscars! I hope you’re happy… Seriously it’s been what a month since we had a good slap on live TV? America is addicted to the slap, it’s all we talked about for weeks after it happened.(Now before this gets out of hand I do not condone violence and do not encourage this behavior)…So to fill this slap void I need to see Bill Belicheck just walking up there for with the Patriots draft card like he’s from the Vince McMahon gif and just slapping the shit out of Roger Goodell. (Everyone in Boston just cheered and went wicked nuts after reading this)
Helmet Hank Sports 